Hee-zoooh

(Noun). A Triflin', Low-down, no-good, stank bitch (see: "Beeyatch" and "Cock Jockey)

A-Mark: Baby, you are the finest, purest, most real classy lady I have ever had the privilege to know.

Hee-zoooh: You're so sweet, I'll see you in a few hours, had to put in over-time. bye!

A-Mark: K

(Lady she's fooling with in background): "Bitch, you my lady, why you fooling with that bitch-ass trick, you Hee-zoooh! I'm about to call me up a hot male Stallion who's tha Schiznit! - peace!"

by High Hiter August 9, 2018

zoohot

The ruiner of an up-and-coming good time.

Ching: Oh hey, here comes Matt!
Qaz: He ruined a game of scrabble yesterday.
Ching: Really? What a zoohot!

by Master Clean September 1, 2005

Zoophile

Absolute scum of the Earth.

Someone who has sexual relations with an animal.

Not deserving of any type of love.

Steve, 'Zoophiles should throw themselves infront of a moving bus!'

Stan, 'I agree!'

by Dear boi November 28, 2021

zoophyte

in between a plant and an animal.

a sea sponge, or cotton was once thought to be a zoophyte.

by Matt Franchuk November 1, 2013

Zoophile

A fucking disgrace to the human world, and they should exist, at all, they should rot in hell. Fucking weirdos...

Son: hey dad..
Dad:yes son?
Son: I'm in the LGBTQ...
Dad: that's ok!
Son: I'm a Zoophile
Dad: 🥛🏃

by Kill Zoophiles February 14, 2022

Zoophile

A person who has sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).

Ignorant Individual: “Furries are zoophiles!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”

by semennachos February 14, 2021

Zoophile

Anyone who has sexual/romantic attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.

Ignorant Individual: “Furries are zoophiles!”

Normal Person: “Actually furries are attracted to fictional, human animals....”

by isaiah9:02 January 20, 2021