zoodohomophobephist

A zoophile, pedophile, homophobe, racist, rapist, and any other bad shit in this world.

If my kid turns out to be a zoodohomophobephist, they will wake up in a grave

by material gworlllll March 31, 2022

zooded

being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot.

Dude, I am so fucking zooded.

by pick out the seeds and stems March 15, 2007

zonda

The Pagani Zonda. Italian supercar, shoe-like in appearance from newly-established marque Pagani.

Pagani Zonda is fast as fuck!

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Darcey Zoolander

When one fails to do the "zoolander pose" miserably. Aka Darcey's version of the "zoolander pose" from the movie Zoolander. Basically, Darcey raises his eyebrows in a retarded fashion instead of giving the cool appearance of the real "zoolander pose". This definitly makes him look extrememly douchey.

Guy 1: Alright i am taking the picture.
1,2,3!

Guy 2: Wait up, i thing we're going to have to do that one over, I'm pretty sure i just pulled the "Darcey Zoolander".You know, when you have your eyebrows raised in a retarded fashion. Remember, Darcey was the first to do it hence the name "Darcey Zoolander."

Guy 1: Hahaha you did, man i'm sorry, we have to take this one over otherwise you'll look like a major douche bag!

Guy 2: Yeah i know, shut up.

by ChrisFow June 24, 2008

ZooPals

Animal Shaped Plates made by Hefty that had side trays for condiments that were discontinued in 2014.

Where are the ZooPals at? I'm not seeing them on the shelves!"

by ZooPalsFan7 June 14, 2019

ZooMass

A collection of the best partiers in New England. Also known as UMass Amherst. You really never understand the TRUE meaning of the phrase "We pregame harder than you party." until you've met the animals at the zoo!

"Yo dude, let's get the ZooCrew together and party it ZooMass style!"

by Paradise_Daze June 25, 2005

zoolander

zoolander is probably the greatest movie ever, starring ben stiller and owen wilson as two rival male models who have to save the prime minister of malasia from the evil fashion designer, Mugatu.

DEREK ZOOLANDER: Oh. I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am.

MATILDA: A what?

DEREK: A eugoogalizer... one who speaks at funerals, or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly is?

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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by nicoleyy April 10, 2006