zonk

Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars.

Man, this morning it was 34 degrees and pissing rain. Thank god First Seargent called a zonk.

1SG : “Company!!”
Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!”
1SG: “Atten-sion!!.....ZONK!!!!”

by Trav October 1, 2004

zonked Out

When some one has passed out.

"I am about to zonk out."
"She just zonked out!"
"I'm about to be zonked out."

by TheLegitBritX March 24, 2012

Zonked

The state of which you feel when high

Guys I'm fully zonked right now

by hopeythecokeaddict August 8, 2019

wonka-zonka

go for it cuz life is short and partying is rad

"Uh-oh, I wanted to drink this milk but it expired three days ago" "Hey man, wonka-zonka!"

by wonkazonkadude6969 September 13, 2012

top zonked

When you're the highest you have ever been.

Stoner 1: "Dude, I've never been this high before."
Stoner 2: "You're top zonked, dawg."

by Centiliter March 18, 2020

Ben elef zonot

In Hebrëw it means "Son of a thausand whores"

Ben=Son
Elef=Thousand
Zona-Whore
Zonot-Whores

This "ben elef zonot" fucked me up with the money he owns me.

בן אלף זונות

by Barvazon December 28, 2010

Zono

(Noun) Derived from a brand of shin pad M-Zone, Zono is the name given to anything that requires the maximum level of respect due to incredible levels of awesomeness or sex appeal.

Zono got pretty trashed the other night at that party; Zono's dish; Zono's brownies; Man did you see what Zono did the other day, that shit was insane

by pseudonym20773109 May 24, 2010