Zonis

You're such a Zonis asshole
by Brian April 11, 2005
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Zonis

One who excels at video and computer games.
Zonis. Ownz. You.
by SomeRandomGuy June 05, 2003
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Zoni

1. A young woman in the employ of Goddess Inc.

2. The act of disappearing quickly and leaving no trace.
"Zoni is a sadly anime obsessed geek."

"You pulled a Zoni!"
by Namae December 08, 2003
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zoni

A person from Arizona who has nothing to do so they sit at their desks and get 5.0 grade point averages. While some never see water, others fuck their step-brothers. Nobody likes them.
Hey I talked to Aubrey and Piper today.

Dude, they are such zonis
by thatguyneilmcqueen January 17, 2010
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Zonie

People born and raised in Arizona or that have lived their most of their life. They know how to have fun, as they get on average 306 days of sun! And when they feel nice enough, they can conveniently drive to California, Vegas, or Mexico, to bless the people there with their presence..... ;)
They also can legitimately use being a "zonie" as an excuse for when it is too cold.
(2 friends in San Diego )
Cali person- "Want to go lay on the beach? It's hella nice out"
Arizona person- "What... are you crazy?"
Cali person- "why do you say that?"
Arizona person- " It's only 60, too freakin' cold... I'm a zonie!"

;)
by AZ123phx1 November 19, 2010
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Zonies

Short for calzone, essentially breaded crack.
I'd like to order a couple of buffalo zonies, no bleu.
by ThePooper November 30, 2010
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Zony

A zebroid (part zebra) creature that is a cross between a zebra and a pony. They are often temperamental and are difficult to tame and train.
Last year, a zoo bred a zebra and a pony and they created a zony.
by zebroid December 08, 2010
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