Zolton Stein

A kyke who thinks hes black and good at basketball despite he jv and goes to prep school

by FuckYou February 23, 2003

Zoltan

Zoltan, name
If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.

Hey, who's she dating?
Looks like a Zoltan to me.

by zolikasloverrrr1999 December 19, 2019

zoltaneering

Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question

An example of zoltaneering:
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"

by manfrom1980 August 29, 2008

Zoltan

If you know someone who is so incredibly amazing, heroic, brave, great and can change the world, they are a Zoltan. This is because the real Zoltan, Zoltan Tildy, was an amazing hero who saved us all by risking his life and single handedly defeating Nazi Germany.

Person 1: WOW! That person has got to be the best person that has ever lived!
Person 2: What a Zoltan!

by Anonymous Zoltaniest March 27, 2019

ZolaOnAOL

An internet robot, like smarterchild who is not fun to talk to very much.

She'll say stupid things and repeat herself a lot.

ScreenameHere: I hope you know what you're doing.
ZolaOnAOL: Don't worry about it, I Have A Huge Erection.

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ScreennameHere: Tight pants!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS.
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: Abercrombie tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT ABERCROMBIE PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How was your weekend?

by BaChompBaChewyChewyChomp January 18, 2006

Zolten

A character in the anime, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures. Throughout the series, this character grows intellect and plots in upmost secrecy his plans for a utopia: a world with no flaw. Interestingly enough, his plans turn rather malevolent. Miraculously, however, the support of a community of Arcane Reborn both physically and psychologically strengthens Zolten into the fierce, independent young laddo he is today.

Friend 1: I remember when you first came to this school. You’re such a Zolten. You were originally a bully who listened to nobody, and now, you’re a sweet empathetic person
Friend 2: *floshed*

by Vyridic November 18, 2019

Zolting

Playing whichever class/race/weapon is considered overpowered within your game of choice. Usually accompanied by refusing to acknowledge said imbalance while insulting those who criticise you

"Dammit Bob, stop zolting that Wizard, its so Damn OP!"
"Wow, Protoss are so OP, damn zolter"

by JimJoJoJon December 15, 2012