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zipper blues

A depressed feeling one gets from constantly having to move around or not being able to stay in one place. Comes from having to always zip up ones jacket because they always have to leave. Depression caused by successive movement and not being able to settle in one place. Frustration caused by constant mobility and inability to maintain a residence.
Amy's fifth move in one year caused her to experience zipper blues.
by Monday May 25, 2006
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zipper-ched

noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.
Joe was dating a zipper-ched.
by Paul Rael January 11, 2011
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Zipperknuckled

To have have consumed far too many alcoholic drinks; To be completely hammered, drunk and inebriated; To have had too much to drinks; Similar to drunk, sloshed, hammered, plastered and bombed.
"As soon as I write my last exam, I'm heading out and getting zipperknuckled!"

"Originally I only wanted to have a couple of drinks, but I had way too many and ended up getting completely zipperkunckled."
by Ghetto_Fab March 9, 2014
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zippertard

Someone who is unable to manage closing up their zipper without snagging their nuts in it.
Let’s see if you can do this right, zippertard.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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Zipperdude

Person 1: I was walking the other day and I saw a... uhh.. a Zipperdude. Can you believe it I saw this really big Zipperdude!
Person 2: What's a Zipperdude? What are you talking about? What is it?
Person 1: It's not anything. It doesn't have a definition.
Person 2: You can't use a word that doesn't have a definition!
by Maxgamer345 September 27, 2023
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Zipper Rich

An amount of wealth unknown to all of humanity, except one.

Synonyms: Jwonder Rich
This guy blackzipper carries the national debt in his wallet, he's so Zipper Rich.
by Blamo2000 July 20, 2009
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zipper sparking

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.
"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"
by JrMint September 27, 2004
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