Zimmster

kinda like a quickie, only faster and less satisfying.

I got shitfaced and ended up with some guy at the bar giving me a zimmster. Now I am extra hungover.

by dianekkdi April 13, 2009

Zimmerman Telegram

A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.

Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.

Guy 1: "I want to make a really bad decision:
Guy 2: "Bartender get me two Zimmerman Telegrams!!!"

by laziejim May 7, 2010

Zimmy

Zimmy's the GOAT. He knows everyone and everyone loves him. He's a beast and can lift more than any of his bros. He's a big body and will absolutely destroy anyone in whatever sport he wants. He's attractive as fuck and gets every girl there is. He has a natural sense of leadership and carries confidence and charisma wherever he goes. He's the funniest man I know and he knows just how to get everyone to laugh. He also cares a lot about his friends and is not a fuck boy no matter how many hookups he's had. He's the realist man I know and he's very genuine. When Zimmy walks into a bar, the strippers stuff dollar bills down his fuckin pants.

"Dude, is that Zimmy? Thats a beast right there." - Barack Obama
"Omg Zimmy's so fuckin hot Im gonna bang him" - Riley Reid
"Zimbo's the GOAT" - Kanye West

by user696969696969696969 March 2, 2019

Joel Zimmerman

The real name of popular electronic music producer and performer deadmau5.

Joel Zimmerman aka deadmau5 is one of the most popular techno artists right now.

by Rellik Uzi August 12, 2010

Zimmerman Zipper

An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.

After i was done last night i was putting on my pants when i came inches from slicing open my urethra. Thankfully i was wearing my zimmerman zipper. I pulled my emergency rip cord and that situation was narrowly avoided.

by Coan Bone June 14, 2009

Hans Zimmer

A great music composer who has worked on soundtracks such as Gladiator, Broken Arrow, The Lion King, Hannibal, Mission Impossible II, King Arthur, The Simpsons Movie, Batman Begins, and Pirates of the Caribbean (1, 2, and 3)

Dude that is totally Hans Zimmer!

by Rehtaeh November 8, 2007

zibmusser

A World renowned and very popular submissive Arab bottom whore that gets fucked anonymously on video for Xtube. Coming from to derivatives of the Arabic words "Zib" or dick/cock and "Muss" or suck. Together it would be cocksucker. This porno star got carried away and for the last six years has been taking hundreds of dicks balls deep up his ass. The name can be googled with X tube to see all of his videos or simply access through this link.

Http://www.xtube.com/profile/zibmusser-7426119#videos.

I have blue balls and need a zibmusser ASAP!!

by Zibmusser September 24, 2017