Zimmer Jockey

A person of age who requires the use of a walking frame to get around, bless them.

A Zimmer Jockey includes great-grannies and grandads. It's great to watch a multi-rider race when the tea-trolley arrives. It's 2 Fast 2 Furious but in slow motion, without the wheels and speed. Lester Piggott may one day be the greatest zimmer jocky of all time.

by Pedrosa von Beagle February 15, 2009

Zimmer mode

The mindset of a heartbroken man becoming 100% disciplined and trying to make bank to ignore his problems. This is done while listening to Hans Zimmer’s interstellar theme music. While in Zimmer mode the man no longer requires food, sleep or love, and is completely unstoppable until he forgets about his heartbreak or he becomes a top g

James : You hear about Jack? Apparently he asked out the chick he’d been tryna get with for months and she said she thought he was gay.

Tom: Holy shit! He Ight?

James: nah, he’s been in Zimmer mode for the past 6 days and his shopify store has made 2 mill during.

Tom: oh sick, maybe I should try do that.

James: nah, it doesn’t work unless your zen or Zimmer.

Tom: aww shucks!

by Jose Mourinho is taking over December 19, 2022

zimmer frame

the four legged frame that old people use to clamber along the side walk, if any hope maybe into the road!

betty: i got the new zimmer frame with rcoket powered wheels!! =)

susan: nice one betty! (what a stupido)

by me, as me June 11, 2006

Zimmer Tossing

The act of throwing former baseball player/ manager Don Zimmer to the ground. The most famous example of which occurred at the hands of Pedro Martinez during the 2003 American League Championship Series between the Yankees and the Red Sox.

There was 98% percent less Zimmer Tossing this season. Of this there is always a small amount of constant background Zimmer Tossing.

by Ace Smoothio August 8, 2009

zimmer stamp

To guarantee something. George Zimmer, ceo of Mens Warehouse always says at the end of his commercials "I Guarantee It!" Stamp is placing it on something

The steelers are the super bowl champs, I Zimmer stamp it!

by Reyes Gonzales August 2, 2006

paul zimmer

a Russian spy, working for the Russian government to sell discord in our society, also he eats whole-ass airplanes, he doesn’t eat them all i’m one bite he sits down with a little bib and a fork and knife and he eats 747s, private jets, whatever, he just eats any type of plane.

paul zimmer eats planes

by ellimcnally March 18, 2020

Hans Zimmer

A great music composer who has worked on soundtracks such as Gladiator, Broken Arrow, The Lion King, Hannibal, Mission Impossible II, King Arthur, The Simpsons Movie, Batman Begins, and Pirates of the Caribbean (1, 2, and 3)

Dude that is totally Hans Zimmer!

by Rehtaeh November 8, 2007