Zilch

A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.

Sam had zilch in his bank account.

by brian April 27, 2004

Zilched

(Adjective) When something or someone has experienced the act of Zilching, causing its quality or ‘awesomeness’ to increase exponentially.

Did you see Jane? She got seriously ZILCHED over summer!
Man, could smash a Slurpee ZILCHED right about now.

by Erol Nocaed July 28, 2013

zilch

The zilch is a part of the cock.

The zilch is exactly the rim of the bell (bell-end), where the shaft of the man's Johnson ends and the bell-end begins.
It is that rim, ridge, edge which is known as the zilch

Jimmy doesn't get head from girls with braces any more in fear of getting his bell-end ripped off by the zilch

by noegnuD epaR eht fo dnegeL February 22, 2012

zilch

When one takes a garbage bag and ties it in a string on knots, then lights them on fire. Miniature fireballs with drip from it as it makes futuristic noises.

Some conflabbed hooligans were holding lit zilches over the balcony at pyromania. One of them hit Max's head. He still has a creepy bubble.

by EmilyGG July 8, 2005

zilcheros

Exaggerated version of zilch. Meaning zero, nothing, nada

Tori means literally zilcheros to me

by EvanKnish August 7, 2022

The King Zimchower

The greatest streamer that has graced this planet. King of the Internet, his Zimpire. Rumored to be the Fourth Reich. Be grateful that you were born during his lifetime, for you will witness the glorious rise of his will.

All hail The King Zimchower, man of many blessings, including a large cock!

by Jeremiah Jenkins November 22, 2021

zilch

nothing, having a value of nothing, zero

That truck is worth zilch.

by The Return of Light Joker June 28, 2009