Zellers

When there is a clear choice in doing something a proper way, but for some unknown reason you are doing it another way. A way that will take 3x more effort, 3x the time, and cause 3x more problems down the road.

Man #1 "Man I had to write a report. I could have used a computer but instead i wrote it all out."
Man#2 "Wow you Zellers'd that!"

Man#1 "Yeah i got my car fixed. Went to Canadian Tire to get it done."
Man #2 "Wow you Zellers'd that!"

by J_Mich December 28, 2007

zellers

Another word for the zipper on pants.

Person1: *Psst* zellers is open.
Person2: What?
Person1: YOUR FLY'S OPEN.
Person2: Oops

by my_othr_accnt January 28, 2009

Zeller Argument

The act of arguing over something false. Where under normal circumstances the Person defending the "wrong" opinion would disagree with said opinion.

Zeller: "It is completely normal to want money for story progression in an single-player Game!"
Xaver: "Stfu, I don't want to have an Zeller Argument"

by mePixel May 30, 2020

mr zellers

The most badass teacher in the whole United States. He also smokes joints nonstop

Person 1: dude I heard mr zellers is badass

Friend: hell yeah man he is hella dope

by Bad ass nig March 12, 2014

shane zeller

an amazing example of muscle tone and fuzzy hair

Look at that kid, he's such a Shane Zeller.

by wholoves?! August 9, 2009

Zellers Promotion

A promotion when they wont say its a promotion, It gives you double the work at the same wage which is about the same as minium wage.

I just did till before. now i get to do till, fitting rooms, and clean the store.

Yet thats a Zellars Promotion

but do i get a raise,
Nope i said its a "Zellers Promotion".

by hmm i dont know why i still March 9, 2010

zellers dink

aka "Z.D." A stinky film left on your johnson after having sex with a dirty slut. From the cheap, low-end discount department store in Canada called Zellers.

Man, I got a nasty case of zellers dink from that ho last night...

by gordberg October 11, 2006