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Zelch

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.
When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch
by Guntherthepriest June 29, 2009
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Adam zelch

A scruffy ugly smelly cunt who can't afford a hair cut
Erghh look at that smelly spastic Adam zelch
by Dburn3 July 12, 2016
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Zechar

A black guy whose in my 6th period English class. Chill dude
Yo Zechar, how your henrios ointment wokrin for ya?
by Joseph carpenter November 24, 2021
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zechari

An amazing guy, that is really outgoing when it comes to sports and school.
He is such a "Zechari"
by SillyWabbit01 June 14, 2016
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Zeliha

ZELIHA IS ACTUALLY A BEAUTIFUL GAL AND NOT FREAKING PUBIC HAIR!!!!!!!!!!

nicknames are also: celine, salami, zalaiha and celinnnn
boi: look at that girlllll
boi 2: yeah ikr her name is zeliha

;))
by randomcaviarpizza October 5, 2017
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zechai

Zechai is the sweetest, cutest, most humble guy you will ever meet! Soooo handsome, but modest. He’s a good dude, low-key amazingly talented, loyal to the end, has a bit of rage deep inside when he’s mistreated, but he keeps it locked up to keep the peace. A romantic by nature will make the best boyfriend, a momma’s boy but not the clingy type!
I slept on Zechai, who ever knew he was the GOAT all this time!!!!
by DaniKnows December 5, 2020
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Zelthan

the most rarest name to be ever given in history. One that seeks to stand out from others. A truly magnificent one.
The most rare one, zelthan.
by Mykingalwaysrangen》¿《 February 27, 2022
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