Zark

A nickname for that one socially awkward kid who where’s a polo under a blazer.

What are you doing Zark

by Royal1414 November 20, 2022

zark

According to my friend, a zark is when he comes up behind you and pokes you on both sides simultaneously. But you guys have better definitions.

Zark! Why the hell did you zarking do that?

by _,,-=;;({[]});;=-,,_ November 2, 2008

Zarked

A person’s vigorous and undying loyalty of something they know is bad or low quality, yet they continue to support it in futile hope that their favorite celebrity, television show, place, ect. may someday recover from its lowest point; either out of pity, nostalgic attachment, or everlasting love to the thing, they refuse to accept the reality that the light of their light ended up being so poorly conceived, like a beloved television show that started out as an amazing concept with gorgeous animation and complex characters slowly devolving into nothing but nonsensical toilet humor and animation quality of the poorest form, undeserving of any praise whatsoever, or an inspirational celebrity or idol who revealed their true colors as a dishonorable and an awful human-being, but they manage to look past those important flaws in order to continue loving it, longing for nothing but to see better days for it.

As the seasons of the show progressed, all my friends concluded that the quality of the show got worse and worse, and although I saw where they were coming from, I zarked it too much to fully agree with them

by AAA5555dd August 29, 2018

Zarked

Zarked, otherwise known as "Zonked" or "Zanxed", means to be absolutely brain dead and trippin balls. Typically used when someone is drop-dead drunk or high out of their mind, but it can be used for anything, as long as you're smelling colours and reading voices.

"Duuuuuude, I'm like... toootaaally Zarked rn..."
"Dawg go tf to sleep"

by SpectacularCr0w March 24, 2023

Zark

A scrub, dipshit or otherwise useless and moronic idiot, potentially worthy of getting their ass beat.

If that zark keeps talk shit he’s going to get laid out.

by Lonny the Big Dicked Bastard November 7, 2022

Zark

The word that me and my friends came up with while we were bored, said when surprised

Zark, how did I miss the bus.

by Mymy09 February 25, 2022

Zarking

To do "research" on a computer, tablet, or smart phone... while not doing work like things. Such as searching for a Star Trek tricorder device to buy for a collection or a gift.

My spouse was zarking for over an hour earlier. IDK... I think she's looking for the perfect gift for my mother for her birthday.... but, I'm not sure.

by unstoppable_wifey November 22, 2022