Zark

A nickname for that one socially awkward kid who where’s a polo under a blazer.

What are you doing Zark

by Royal1414 November 20, 2022

zark

According to my friend, a zark is when he comes up behind you and pokes you on both sides simultaneously. But you guys have better definitions.

Zark! Why the hell did you zarking do that?

by _,,-=;;({[]});;=-,,_ September 20, 2008

Zarking

To do "research" on a computer, tablet, or smart phone... while not doing work like things. Such as searching for a Star Trek tricorder device to buy for a collection or a gift.

My spouse was zarking for over an hour earlier. IDK... I think she's looking for the perfect gift for my mother for her birthday.... but, I'm not sure.

by unstoppable_wifey November 22, 2022

Zark

Usually a nickname a kid in school wants you to call him/her, meaning they are going to shoot up the school in the near future.

Call me ZARK, I’m planing to shoot up the school.

by Tufflife12345 March 04, 2019

Zark

The word that me and my friends came up with while we were bored, said when surprised

Zark, how did I miss the bus.

by Mymy09 February 26, 2022

Zark

Name meaning: "All that Jehovah has spoken, I am willing to do."

Zark decided to contemplate nature on her day off.

by Defini August 27, 2020

Zark

A scrub, dipshit or otherwise useless and moronic idiot, potentially worthy of getting their ass beat.

If that zark keeps talk shit he’s going to get laid out.

by Lonny the Big Dicked Bastard November 07, 2022