Stands for "virtually zero-effort", and refers to helpful activities dat a social worker provides to a particular client dat does not require any significant physical effort, such as merely fellowshipping and verbally interacting with said person in need, sitting with and/or accompanying him around da house and performing simple "hold/lift this and push/pull that" actions while said homeowner tackles basic household tasks, transporting da client short distances to run errands, and so on.

I super-appreciate da various community-support folks who periodically stop by and help me wif various "cranky 'n' tedious" undertakings, so I make an effort to perform most of da truly-difficult parts of da tasks myself, and thus merely ask said helpers for v.z.e. assistance whenever reasonably possible.

v.z.e. assistance by QuacksO January 9, 2026

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w h e e z e

To laugh uncontrollably in a wheezing sound. The spaces in between the letters the "flat" sounding and length of the noise. Usually used by people who just saw a funny post on reddit.

(in person)
Person A: "Enter funny joke here"
Person B: *w h e e z es uncontrollably*

(on the internet)
Person A: "Joke"
Person B in the comments: W H E E Z E

w h e e z e by MrChickinMan March 5, 2021

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s.i.z.e.s.

Self-Inflicted, Zero Empathy/Sympathy.
A term used to describe a situation where someone’s negative outcome is the direct result of their own choices, warnings were given, and emotional support is consciously withheld as a boundary rather than cruelty.

Person 1: “She maxed out three credit cards after everyone warned her, and now she’s looking for sympathy.”
Person 2: “She ignored every warning, doubled down, and is now angry about the outcome. Full S.I.Z.E.S.”
Person 1: “I understand what happened — but it’s S.I.Z.E.S. for me as well.”

s.i.z.e.s. by AluMiNuM7777 January 14, 2026

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