Yupster

Hipster that has grown up, settled down and gotten a job unrelated to photography or blogging.

Why is that old guy wearing that hat and scarf, it's 90 degrees out? Oh he's a yupster.

by Jasmin311 June 8, 2015

yuppette

Feminine form of yuppie

Bustling tech parks such as Tyson's Corner are havens for yuppettes.

by morecoffeenow January 7, 2008

Yuppster

(noun): A genre of stereotype that is usually a young suburban white male. A devolution of a yuppie and a hipster. Can be characterized by the wearing of their sisters pants, v-neck shirts, 40 year-old lesbian haircut and ironic eyewear. Listens to music too cool for you on University independent radio. Babbles about the environment and being a vegan, as if anybody gives a shit. WARNING: Adhering to the yuppster ways is hazardous to your health . Loss of testosterone due to tight pants and frequent neck problems from constantly jerking your head back to get your bangs out of your face.

Chase: Did you meet the new guy chris?
Clint: You mean the guy who is wearing his sisters clothes whilst having a dinner plate in his ear, like he's on the cover of national geographic?
Chase: Ooohh yeah, total yuppster.
Clint: Man, id love to kick that guy in the nuts!

by By-god Bob May 9, 2011

Yupster

a confused Upper West Side or East Side Yuppy Manhattaner who moves to brooklyn and dresses like a hipster, but only in JCrew wear. Typically they drive a Mercedes or designer bicycle. Yupster is derived from Yuppy and Hipster

This Yupsters private school education clearly was lost on him as he has traded his Barber for skinny jeans and plaid. Keys on the waist of his jeans is truly dispassionate to his up bringing

by Jabelly April 29, 2010

yupster

A hipster with dental insurance.

For the budding yupster, a job at Yankelovich means plane tickets to Coachella and no more worries about getting that root canal.

by hungcoat September 13, 2008

yuppiteria

A place -- usually a dining establishment of some kind -- where yuppies tend to go to eat/drink/socialize...though others go there as well. Such places tend to have haute cuisine and vary in price from slightly overpriced to outrageously overpriced, but are frequently worth it.

I don't go to the Intermezzo often because it's a crowded, overpriced yuppiteria, where people sit around on the patio talking about yuppie things and showing off how swank they are... but they have nine kinds of Hot Chocolate on their recipe and an entire wall of desserts. Sometimes you just gotta have it!

by Indigo June 9, 2004

Yukester

A nickname for a person that always ends up puking when they drink.

My ex girlfriend yukes everytime she drinks excessively.

"Sup Yukester? Can you not yuke on my carpet this time?"

by Ross_of_all_bosses January 14, 2008