Yuletide joy

The tingly feeling you get in your butthole when you are outside looking at the moon, and you bend over and cough.

There was a full moon last night, what a Yuletide joy!

by Smokey19 December 22, 2021

Yuletide Perineum

The period between Christmas and New Year when you are sick of turkey and Twiglets, and have no idea what day, week or month it is

Hey, Happy Yuletide Perineum, have a twiglet..umm what day is it?

by Peenutz December 29, 2019

Yuletide bitch

A woman that shows up to your christmas party of any sort just to ruin a good time for everyone at the party

Chelsey showed up to the christmas party just to let her anger out on everybody at the party and smashed the chocolate fountain, she is such a yuletide bitch.

by Shaelyn hater December 11, 2020

Post Yuletide Syndrome

The days following Christmas when the excitement of new presents has worn off and it's time to return to work.

Manager/boss: "Why so glum today?"
Employee: "I'm suffering from PYS"
Manager/boss: "What?"
Employee: "Post Yuletide Syndrome"

by Lingo Gringo December 27, 2011

Premature Yuletidation

The act of engaging in Christmas Cheer (putting up trees or lights, wearing holiday themed clothes, hiding Elves on Shelves, etc) prior to the midnight after Thanksgiving.

Bob's house has Christmas lights up already, and Thanksgiving isn't even for another week. He has a bad case of Premature Yuletidation.

by Wood2112 November 24, 2014

yule tide relapse

the reverse of the turkey drop. when the high school couple that went to separate colleges and broke up over thanksgiving break see each other again over the holidays and in a fit of nostalgia get back together but the relationship is probably doomed from the start

Roommate 1: How was your break?
Roommate 2: Great. Me and Amanda are dating again...
Roommate 1: Dude, wtf?
Roommate 2: Yule Tide Relapse...

by blueredblueyellow444 December 9, 2009

Yulecide

To commit suicide/murder on December 25th, the holiday Christmas

A man suffered yulecide by the hands of violent cultists.

by Algid Kanji December 24, 2014