youre mom gay, lol

Your maternal parental guardian is in fact a homosexual. There is no acceptable rebuttal that will not make one seem to be immensely offended except for the response "no u" which is the ultimate rebuttal. Upon having one's mother be called homosexual, Mexican youth will become extremely offended and claim that they will in fact end your life. To which the statement without exceptions ends with the verb, lol, denoting audible laughter.

"I would believe you if not for the fact that youre mom gay, lol."
youre mom gay, lol
In conversation:

Tim: "Ha ha I love my mother."
John: "youre mom gay, lol"
Tim: "no u"
John immediately dies of massive heart attack

by The_nut_job May 6, 2018

youreonmute

What used to be four words before March 2020, is now regularly heard as one word during Zoom and MS Teams video chats, You Are On Mute, became, "youreonmute."

"Dinesh, youreonmute." Said at the commencement of a Zoom or MS Teams call.

by virtusceo December 7, 2021

youre cut off

This is like saying fuck you to someone, or like telling them that you dont fuck with them anymore (you dont associate with them).

This phrase is best said when somebody is trying to explain themselves to you for doing something foul, but you literally cut them off in the middle of it by saying this.

You went and got her a big elephant even though I WAS THE ONE who found out she loves elephants and I was gonna buy her a small one for her birthday?? Thats foul, man... YOURE CUT OFF!!!

by TheBx41 September 17, 2012

YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA OH MY GOD SUCH SUSSY BAKA

SUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYY BAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Josh: "YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA UWU"
Not Josh: "What the fuck Josh?"
Josh: "YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA OH MY GOD SUCH SUSSY BAKA"

by sussy baka nya July 19, 2021

If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars

¨If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨ is said when a person is going to fight another and is not afraid.

¨Hey puto you think you´re tough?, IF you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨

by DownerWee January 17, 2009

youre mud

You’re Mud means that you are bad at something or trash
Commonly used in New zealand and australia.

youre mud
Daniel: Omg did you see my double kill!
Carlos: when did i ask about your double kill you’re mud anyway.

by TheWetPineapple October 22, 2017

YourRegularAngie

A male with cock and balls

YourRegularAngie is actually YourRegularAnthony (Not hot)

by NotFishJuice February 27, 2021