yondura

The act of defacating on the bathroom wall because you are to fat to sit all of the way on the toilet. Also could be caused by farting in the act of wipping.

The janitor had to get paid time and a half to clean up the yondura in the mens room. How did Johny get the poop under the toilet tank, he must have pulled a yondura.

by sharp floyd December 24, 2009

Yodungus

It is simply a moment when yoda, big chungus, and seth rogan have sexual intercourse and ejaculate a big chunkus. It is quite the altercation. Very rare to see, what a sight. You would be blessed by the gods to ever see this with your naked eyes.

Woah bro, look at that yodungus. What a sight.

by SeanNotShawn February 8, 2019

ton yondur

over there, yonder

Yar, been milking them ther cows ton yondur milk shed

by Adzrhys1 September 3, 2007

yondonsambuu

Word Yondonsambuu means beautiful,cool, and cute

Example: He is so Yondonsambuu(beautiful or cute)

by Cutieecalmee November 21, 2021

The "Yondu"

The "Yondu" refers to the outcome of a rather kinky sexual situation. The chain of action to achieve a Yondu status goes as follows. To start with you take a girl who is on her period to the bathroom. As soon as you get a hold of the blood-soaked tampon you smack it on the tiles making it stick to it. Then the guy shoots a load of semen on it acting as the adhesive agent. With the help of a confident movement from the guy holding the back of the girl's head, the tampon gets glued to the forehead. The last step of becoming Yondu is being able to deliver a constant blow whistle sound while being fingered in her "raccoon" meaning her vagina. If the whistle is satisfactory to the guy she gains full control of his "arrow" meaning his penis in this setup.

-Hey man, what have you been up to yesterday?
-Nothing much we tried something new with my girl and we had such a great time.
-What have the two of you been up to?
-Well I did The "Yondu" with her and we laughed our ass off and kind of spiced up our sex life.
-Glad to hear that man. I`m happy for you to have a girl sharing the same interests with you.
-It blew me away man.

by NastyMarvel August 22, 2023

torpid yondu skull

kind of like a coo or a sten

Hey bro. Show me your Torpid Yondu Skull

by Nwlxo September 18, 2023