Yoga
The art of breaking your back, knees, arms etc. Usually done by people who have incredible flexibility.
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a country near thailand, popular for their arts and goat milk. the people of yoga usual spend most of their time milking their goats, shooting birds(the ENEMY OF THE YOGA) and brushing their hair with forks.
they eat with the back of their forks because the front is used to brush their hair.
they eat with the back of their forks because the front is used to brush their hair.
rachel-"in yoga the grass is as green as your shirt"
catherine-"but my shirt is white?"
rachel- "exactly."
catherine-"but my shirt is white?"
rachel- "exactly."
yoga by yoggish genius July 31, 2009
yoga
Complicated, yet sort of creepy definition of people who like to waste their time. Usually uses random animals or nature to name the poses they attempt. Doesn't even relax you, just causes you to look stupid to the men working out around you. Tends to make you a magnet for hippie's. Very hard.
girl: I'm doing yoga.
boy: Really that's sort of creepy.
girl: No its so fun i like to practice my downward-dog, and tree pose, even in the shower!
boy: Yeah well i'm gonna continue my push-ups.
girl: No really, i'm not creepy, i just don't have a life, and like to keep in touch with little animals. Guess what i'm doing when i'm done?
boy: Huh?
girl: Talking to trees and shapeing my legs into every letter of the alphabet, to see which letter it likes the best!
boy: Leave me alone.
boy: Really that's sort of creepy.
girl: No its so fun i like to practice my downward-dog, and tree pose, even in the shower!
boy: Yeah well i'm gonna continue my push-ups.
girl: No really, i'm not creepy, i just don't have a life, and like to keep in touch with little animals. Guess what i'm doing when i'm done?
boy: Huh?
girl: Talking to trees and shapeing my legs into every letter of the alphabet, to see which letter it likes the best!
boy: Leave me alone.
yoga by Boom Shacka Lacka! April 9, 2009