yo mamma

Ohh so many definitions, so little time...

1) This ugly ass hag that keeps callin me and askin for a booty call.

2) A retarded slut that used to be the playboy center fold in 1869.

3) A dirty muff burger that caused that accident tht resulted in your birth. Ya you, damn waste of sperm!

-Hey did you do anything this friday night?
- Ya i did do somethig. That something was your mamma!
-Really?
-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIGHT!

by I////'m gansta June 17, 2003

yo mamma

Yo mamma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Your mama is so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain

by James Lowe July 5, 2004

Yo Mamma

One way to insult someone is by telling something false of their mother, as a form of negative comment.

Hey, that kid who was older than me, said some mean things about my mamma because I had $50 and he had $10. He said "Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for moaning.". What should I do? I didn't do a thing wrong!

by Cartoony September 8, 2007

yo mamma

yo mamma insults for fun

yo mamma so damn old that she get along with the jesus crew

yo mamma so ugly that the government demand to put a warning in your gate saying: beware risk of sudden death

yo mamma so ugly and old that noah refuse to take her in his ark

by BLACK FELLA December 29, 2007

yo mamma

The most stupidiest hilarious joke to be made use by 5th-7th grader losers who cant think of anything but yo mama jokes.

*Out of nowhere*

7th grade Kid: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DIED.
HighSchoolSeniorKid: WTF YOU SAY MOTHER FUCKER!
7th grade kid: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT SHE GOT HIT WITH THE BAG OF WTF!

HighSchoolSenoir: Hey guys, let beat this mother fucker down in his mother fucking ass.
7th Grade Kid: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE CANT DRIVE BETTER THAN ASIANS.

7th Grade Kid: *got shoot in the scrotum with a shotgun*

by laughingoutloud February 20, 2007

yo mamma

The most scripted, forced reality TV show on MTV, more-so than the real world. Hosted by fez from that 70's show, they make a huge deal out of critiquing disses to make the show seem interesting.

Have you seen the latest episode of yo mamma?
No.

by Johnny26 April 26, 2006

Yo Mamma

Yo Mamma is so fat .. She uses a VCR as Beeper.

Yo mamma is so old her tits squirt out cottage cheese

by DB January 14, 2005