jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

by blackjohno April 7, 2010

yatztastic

Yatztastic is an expression of sheer joy when winning at general life!

'I heard you killed a bear with a shotgun to the face!'
'Aye, it was yatztastic'

'Did you see that guy deck it back there, it was yatztastic!'

by teambull November 13, 2011

Jizztastic

Used for a sexual joke reply. or used to define something very awesome.

Jack: "Hey did you hear about that one joke about those two girls and camel?"

Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."

by iShoulddaPulledOut November 8, 2011

jizztastic

(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself

oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.

by thezongo December 17, 2009

Jizztastic

Something is so fun, hot, or amazing that you want to jizz everywhere

That girl with nice tits made me feel jizztastic!!

by Aphish December 16, 2009

jizztastical

Somthing So Good It Makes You Jizz.

Damm tht bitch is so jizztastical

by abigotti++ March 22, 2010

Jizztastics

The olympics of jizzing. Everyone is a winner and gets a gold penis for WINNING.

Jeremiah: Hey what's up?!
Jonathon: Nothing much...thinking of signing up for the Jizztastics.
Jeremiah: Ohhh jeez, that sounds fabulous. I'm going to jizz a quart.
Jonathon: No no, I'm going to jizz 2 gallons.
Jeremiah: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BEYOTCH!

by BoredCollegeKidd November 4, 2011