Yardhog

A dog that is extremely fucking stupid.

My dumb fucking yardhog tried to fight his reflection. What a dumbass fucking idiot.

by JoeyTheHedgehog July 18, 2020

good fuckin yard

When you are completely plastered and see trying to get an extension due date

Dear Prof,

Can you extend my due date for the essay?

Good fuckin yard,
Kim

by ItalianB0i November 2, 2017

50 Yarder

A chick that looks hot from far away but fugly up close.

Bro #1: Hey bro what do you think about that girl Alex at work?
Bro #2: Oh you mean "50 Yarder?"
Bro #1: Why do you call her that?
Bro #2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by mikehunt123123 February 10, 2015

yardent

Supreme retard. A being completely and utterly devoid of any higher intellectual capacity.

Person 1: Mosin is a trash gun, nobody should use it.
Person 2: Shut up yardent.

by GorkentGorknite September 17, 2019

Good Yard

Casual salutation used for emails or letters to teachers or any motherfucking g's

Hello Professor,

You're a fuckn G
Good Yard,
Student

by MasterBates03 October 6, 2015

Yard Breather

A "firefighter" who is either seen walking about the exterior of the fire scene, with no exposure to the toxins produced from fire, with full Self Contained Breathing Apparatus (SCBA) connected and breathing air, or, is seen exiting the fire apparatus while breathing air and has no intention of entering the burning structure. Could also be used in conjunction with "Engine Breather", see definition for Engine Breather.

That Timmy is a Yard Breather. Look at him standing next to the Chief, breathing air.

by Fraternal Brotherhood of Salt October 29, 2010

Yard duty butt

The phat ass of a milf. Must be displayed in cut off, acid washed, high waisted Jean's, with the back pockets sewn on at extreme angles.

Damn girl Its summer get rid of those yoga pants and start showing off that yard duty butt.

by Ranchgirls April 18, 2020