A man who brings out his dominant rage on the world by playing sports, drinking beers with the fellows, sratching himself when ever he wants and enjoying a good cigar!!!
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Those yard apes love to play flag football, softball, darts, horseshoes, basketball, surfing and drink beers every Tuesday night!!
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Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
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Dude, did you hear all that yelling last night?
Yeah, man, that was Yardape pounding his primate chest!
Yeah, man, that was Yardape pounding his primate chest!
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