Yanking my Dick off

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me

You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off

by swooceking October 16, 2016

you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

yacking the alphabet off

To talk incessantly! Blow one’s phone up.

Look at that poor guy over at the bar, that girl is yacking the alphabet off. Yeh he can’t get a word in.

I am so sorry I was yacking the alphabet off yesterday. I will refrain from blowing your phone up

by Yetilove August 24, 2021