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The Xylophone

This action consits of a line of naked women in a bent over position. Xylophoning is the action of runing while inserting and removing the penis from the begging of the line and going to the end of the line of women. This action is repeated multiple times until ejaculation occurs. The Xylophone is a fun way to mix up group sex.
Man, did you see those girls that Jacob had The Xylophone with last night, they were smokin hot.
by A Town June 22, 2007
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xylophobia

Xylophobia is a fear of wooden objects or forests.
His xylophobia kept him from eating Popsicles, because of the wooden stick.
by Kevin Talley August 28, 2007
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xylophone

A slang term used in the fashion and entertainment industry (and often in the pro-ana community) to describe visible chest bones in a female due to extreme thinness. Not used with regard to the side of the body but specifically the breastplate due to its xylophonic appearance. Synonymous with xylobone.
"I was trying to focus on the clothes during that fashion show, but I kept getting distracted by those xylophones."

"Whoa, girl, you losing weight? I see some xylophone!"

"Victoria Beckham rocks her xylophone in those red carpet pictures."
by NatashaSP December 15, 2008
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xylopuss

Some ambiguity as to whether it is in fact a xylophone/cat or a xylophone/platypus. In either case, a living specimen has yet to be found and is currently theorized to occur only in high temperature climates.
Guy: I heard someone talking about a xylopuss the other day...wtf?

Girl: I think it's a fun name for keyboard cat, but with a xylophone...

Guy: How do you know it isn't a platypus rocking out?
by notaninsidejoke November 14, 2013
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Xylophia

She is an amazing person inside and out. She seems shy at first and usually keeps to herself but once you get to know her she is just a big ball of sunshine that can make you smile whenever they want. Usually really weird but sweet she will change your life. If you know a Xylophia never let her go as she will light up your darkest days
Xylophia Is the sweetest thing ever!!
by Cookie.lover.xoxo March 9, 2019
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xylophonious

The adjective describing the character trait of making high pitch noises. Often when upset or excited.
"eeeeeeeee" said Neora
"stop being so xylophonious!" said Aliza
by james jane jamison March 21, 2022
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xlopt

the act of cumming so hard that you dab.
Michael : I xlopt so hard last night I hurt my wrist
Ryley : I haven't xlopt in a while.
by jotaro is hot May 12, 2022
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