xantarded

When you take so many Xans you start acting retarded.

Bro I was so Xantarded last night

by MolestingForJesus May 27, 2017

xanarita

A lovely cocktail made of a Xanax and a margarita. Makes the day, and some assholes, oh so tolerable!

This day has sucked and I am so stressed - I need a Xanarita!

by OhBayBee June 1, 2017

Xanzarcanicus

A nickname for a virtually unbeatable starting hand in Texas Hold'em. Typically referring to any 3 and 9 offsuit. Variations include xanzarcan (3-9 suited), and the death-hand.

"I have xanzarcanicus," Stanley exclaimed, "I'm all in." Stanley then proceeded to win the poker game.

by bptfounder April 25, 2006

xantara

Sexy American superwoman who's basic and simple role in daily life is "Protector Of The Earth"

that Xantara is awesomely insightly and powerful in every deliberate step she takes to fix our worldly woes.

by reekchaa April 22, 2010

Xantard

When a person has taken enough Xanax to the point they will say something “important” and every five minutes after they say the exact same thing not realizing they already said it. This cycle usually repeats itself every five minutes until said person is knocked out by either the medication or the person around them who can’t take babysitting them anymore.

Xantard: hey man are you taking me home?

Babysitter: yes we will be there in 30 minutes
-two minutes go by-
Xantard: hey man are you taking me home?

Babysitter: Dude I literally just answered your question two minutes ago.

Xantard: wait what question?
Babysitter: dude you are such a fucking xantard.

Xantard: Hey man are you taking me home?”.....

by Dr. Gigglesworth July 2, 2018

xandar

annoying fucking 12 year old

xandar is so fucking annoying

by Jesse Attard November 14, 2020

xanaan

Xanaan is a love people ,she is pretty cute and funny and she you make you laugh she is the best friend you can have

Xanaan is not that type of friends aonis fake she tell the true.

Xanaan smile is cute she love food .

Xanaan is yah cute girll. You should love her

Xanaan is a cute girl who have a great smile . And that is pretty and Beautiful

by Xanaan March 22, 2018