What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.
by Luke January 30, 2003
Get the WWJD mug.Stands for "What Would Jesus Do?", where "Jesus" refers to Jesus of Nazareth (see New Testament). Often printed on cheap bracelets or along the length of lanyards.
Articles with "WWJD?" are worn by Christians to promote and/or reflect the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, one should speculate (based on the teachings and behaviors described in the Gospels) what Jesus would probably have done in the given situation.
Articles with "WWJD?" are worn by Christians to promote and/or reflect the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, one should speculate (based on the teachings and behaviors described in the Gospels) what Jesus would probably have done in the given situation.
"I'm not sure if I should write this webpage script in Perl, Java or PHP. Hmm, What Would Jesus do?"
"WWJD? Well for starters, he probably wouldn't purchase and wear tacky jewelry."
"Why is exclaiming 'Jesus Christ!' considered taking the Lord's name in vain, but wearing tacky 'WWJD?' jewelry isn't?"
"WWJD? Well for starters, he probably wouldn't purchase and wear tacky jewelry."
"Why is exclaiming 'Jesus Christ!' considered taking the Lord's name in vain, but wearing tacky 'WWJD?' jewelry isn't?"
by Bill M. July 30, 2004
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-WWBJD?
-If this stands for "What Would Billy Joel Do" I'll tell you right now: he'd write another crappy song.
-If this stands for "What Would Billy Joel Do" I'll tell you right now: he'd write another crappy song.
by username01100001 August 3, 2020
Get the WWBJD mug."What Would Steven Seagal Do?" We've all seen what a bad ass Steven Seagal is in his movies and on "Steven Seagal Lawman" series.
Charlie: Hey Karl, that guy just stole my samurai sword out of the back of my truck!
Karl: Shit! WWSSD?
Karl: Shit! WWSSD?
by Lopez Cinco October 12, 2010
Get the WWSSD mug.This famous acronym stands for What Would Jesus Do? A lot of people don't understand this very much. Well, if you are in a heated situation and you don't know what to do, think what Jesus would've done (because whatever he did, it was considered as a righteous action).
Teacher: Did you cheat on the exam?
You: (Think WWJD. Jesus would tell the truth.) Yes, I cheated on the exam today, Mr. Smith.
You: (Think WWJD. Jesus would tell the truth.) Yes, I cheated on the exam today, Mr. Smith.
by Rozee March 30, 2004
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Also sometimes used as:
WWLD:What Would Lucifer Do?
WWBD:What Would Beelzebub Do?
WWDD:What Would the Devile Do?
and the ever popular WWTCBD:What Would That Capitolistic Bastard Do?
Also sometimes used as:
WWLD:What Would Lucifer Do?
WWBD:What Would Beelzebub Do?
WWDD:What Would the Devile Do?
and the ever popular WWTCBD:What Would That Capitolistic Bastard Do?
I thought of opening the door for her, but then I looked down at my bracelet and thought, "What would Satan do?". So, I slammed the door in her face and bit the heads off all of the lab rats.
So Billy came over and asked me to dance, I thought about but then I looked at my bracelet and thought, "What would Satan do?". So, I said no and then set the school gym on fire!
So Billy came over and asked me to dance, I thought about but then I looked at my bracelet and thought, "What would Satan do?". So, I said no and then set the school gym on fire!
by Xenoglyph October 29, 2003
Get the WWSD mug.1. Short for "What would Snoop Dogg Do?"
2. A rhetorical question asked when faced with a chance to have mass quantities of fun, or booze... which are basically the same thing.
2. A rhetorical question asked when faced with a chance to have mass quantities of fun, or booze... which are basically the same thing.
by myrddraal August 7, 2004
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