wuzzer

(pernounced "woozer")
Adjective: someone who states or acts the obvious or annoyance.
Noun: a dumbass.

"That's a wuzzer statement."
"Stop being a wuzzer."

by gonzorr July 16, 2008

Wuzzles

An awsome cartoon show that was based from characters that were made from two animals. There was Rhinoci, who was half rhino; half monkey. Then they had Eleroo, who was part elephant and part kangaroo.

My favorite character was Hopppo; she was entertaining :)

by claustrophobic chicken March 3, 2005

Wozzler

A penis that takes the form of a slinky. It is commonly very wobbly and elastic like. This derogatory term is commonly used in London specifically near the towns of Acton and Chiswick.

Rupert: Cri'key Quinton did you see Vincents wozzler?

Quinton: Yeah mate, blimey it was all over the place.

by Splitta.dawg December 26, 2009

Wozzler

A disregardable female who engages in oral sex freely

Your shordy is a wozzler I don't wanna hear it

by MSavage May 30, 2018

wuzzle

Similar to a glomp, a wuzzle is a gentle loving greeting used primarily between "wuzzle buddies".

Mike leapt across the room to wuzzle Jane when she entered.

by jay June 16, 2004

wuzzle

a vaginal expulsion of air/ vaginal fart., primarily used in southern Mississippi, USA., syn. queef

You shoulda smelled the room after she wuzzled. What'd it smell like? The shit-house door on a shrimp boat!

by Big C August 15, 2003

wuzzlefruzzle

when a womans pussy is so pounded that it is soft

dude, did you bang that skank at the party last week ? she had a total wuzzlefruzzle!

by zaoz January 1, 2009