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wumpus

A large expanding butthole. One may have a wumpus after taking it up the butt or taking a catastrophic dump.
After I pulled my dick out of Jane's butthole, she had an enormous wumpus.
by Luke April 22, 2006
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Wumpus

"Did you see how Kevin was all over that girl?"

"Man he is such a wumpus"
by The Wumpmeister May 20, 2014
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wumpus

a term of affection for one so loved and adored that all the shorty want to get with him. unrelated to bats.
"I love that G-wumpus. He gots the bling"
by gracie fo' sheezie April 8, 2005
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wumpus

Wumpus (wum-pus)(n.) One who excells in areas such as intelligence, quick thinking, and ingenuity. Also may have a walrus-like personallity.

See - walrus, mythbusters, CSI.

Plural - wumpii.
by Philosiphicus September 7, 2007
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Wumpus

The little bump on a man's inner thigh that is sensitive to touch and can cause romantic feelings to be aimed the the toucher.
Listen, if you want a man to fall for you, you've got to touch his wumpus.

To catch a lover, wumpus him.
by lulufluff May 18, 2014
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Wumpus

Wumpus is a common name for a round, blue-ish whale that is usually seen appearing to smile.

When used to describe people, the word is a compliment- meaning someone is big-hearted, sweet, and innocent.
"My favorite pokémon is that WUMPUS thing, I forget the name." "Oh, you mean wailmer !"

"Anna is so sweet, she's a real WUMPUS."
by iamdogbork July 18, 2019
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Wumpus

A Wumpus is a derogatory name for someone who makes an entry on Urban Dictionary for their name, praising them self in an egotistical manner, be it ironically or otherwise.
John: Pfft, look at that Wumpus over there.
Wumpus: nobody likes me because I'm annoying and unfunny
by WhyetIsSoCool March 12, 2020
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