A large expanding butthole. One may have a wumpus after taking it up the butt or taking a catastrophic dump.
by Luke April 03, 2006
by The Wumpmeister April 08, 2014
a term of affection for one so loved and adored that all the shorty want to get with him. unrelated to bats.
by gracie fo' sheezie April 09, 2005
Wumpus (wum-pus)(n.) One who excells in areas such as intelligence, quick thinking, and ingenuity. Also may have a walrus-like personallity.
See - walrus, mythbusters, CSI.
Plural - wumpii.
See - walrus, mythbusters, CSI.
Plural - wumpii.
by Philosiphicus August 30, 2007
The little bump on a man's inner thigh that is sensitive to touch and can cause romantic feelings to be aimed the the toucher.
Listen, if you want a man to fall for you, you've got to touch his wumpus.
To catch a lover, wumpus him.
To catch a lover, wumpus him.
by lulufluff May 19, 2014
Wumpus is a common name for a round, blue-ish whale that is usually seen appearing to smile.
When used to describe people, the word is a compliment- meaning someone is big-hearted, sweet, and innocent.
When used to describe people, the word is a compliment- meaning someone is big-hearted, sweet, and innocent.
"My favorite pokémon is that WUMPUS thing, I forget the name." "Oh, you mean wailmer !"
"Anna is so sweet, she's a real WUMPUS."
"Anna is so sweet, she's a real WUMPUS."
by iamdogbork July 18, 2019
A Wumpus is a derogatory name for someone who makes an entry on Urban Dictionary for their name, praising them self in an egotistical manner, be it ironically or otherwise.
John: Pfft, look at that Wumpus over there.
Wumpus: nobody likes me because I'm annoying and unfunny
Wumpus: nobody likes me because I'm annoying and unfunny
by WhyetIsSoCool March 12, 2020