wtfwyd

short for: what the fuck would you do..

a spin on the term: wwjd (what would jesus do)

too awkward to use in conversation.. exclusive to the interweb..

"but rally, wtfwyd" "huh?"

by airteus December 9, 2005

wtfwtf

What the fuck was that for

Person 1: *Slaps across face*

Person 2: DUDE?!!? WTFWTF?

by aaronobst July 2, 2009

wtfyw

What the fuck you want

Omg, wtfyw?

by Catz2dog December 30, 2015

wtfhwt

What the fucking hell was that?

*there's an old lady walking with a MUSIC SAVED MY LIFE shirt*
Dude 1: Look, there.
Dude 2: WTFHWT?!
Dude 1: Ermmm. *shrugs*

by tasteforsuicidal January 9, 2008

Wtfiwwy

An acronym for:
What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Person 1: I've been looking at gacha NSFW lately
Person 2: WTFIWWY DUDE?!

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 13, 2021

WTFU

Acronym for "Wake the Fuck Up"

A Starbucks hidden menu item including a grande nitro cold brew with two added shots of espresso.
A 16 oz grande nitro cold brew contains 280 mg of caffeine, a shot of espresso contains 75 mg of caffeine.
Accounting for the 2 oz of lost cold brew, a WTFU contains a whopping 395 mg of caffeine!

I pulled an all nighter and I need to stay awake for my exam, I better go to Starbucks and get a WTFU.

by Sheff Ramsay February 9, 2020

wtfpwned

Owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.

Joe was wtfpwned by John after he stole his girlfriend and screwed his mom.

by pyrez July 4, 2003