wortly

Something or someone that is completly and utterly useless.

That bitch over the counter can't even make a hamburgur right she's wortly.

by SGT. Smash June 21, 2012

wartling

Faux term of endearment.

Junior, my little wartling, come to Uncle Bubba and tell him about what made the toilet back up.

by harry flashman August 1, 2003

wartled

Too drunk to text that you are wasted.

"I am so wartled I can't see the buttons on my phone.."

by catwoman33 August 20, 2012

Wstl

We should talk less

Tbh wstl

by Fires.114 November 17, 2018

Wrtle

When your bored an don’t know what to look up

I’m wrtle

by KFC ChIkEn MaN June 15, 2019

wertle snertle

A phrase used by a 'shade tree' auto mechanic to describe the thingamajig (usually black) attached to the motor with wires running to each spark plug. Also, sometimes referred to as a whatchumacallit.

Get my flat blade screwdriver and pop the top off the wertle snertle.

by willy billy wonker July 31, 2021

wurtle

wurtle means worry

hey dude don't wurtle, it's not that hard to forgive you know.

by quandale Dinglesaures May 24, 2022