Jersey wristwatch

When a double sided dildo is vaginally and anally inserted in the same female. The person responsible for the act then inserts their wrist through the loop, presenting it in the same manor as a watch.

I cant believe that stripper let me wear her jersey wristwatch

by Hershal Walker September 29, 2010

Riverton Wristwatch

When receiving a hand job, the man's ejaculate land on the female's wrist and, by gravity, runs around her wrist. This creates the look of a white band on the woman's wrist. Popular because it normally requires just 2 to 4 ropes.

I remember in seventh grade at the movies Courtney gave me a handjob. I came so quickly, she got a Riverton Wristwatch.

I'll never forget the Riverton Wristwatch I gave her after a nice HJ.

by a.k.a. Barry Badrinath March 9, 2008

Spanish Wristwatch

A common dick-trick.
ones stretches ones penis around his wrist until it form a circle.

At his grandmothers wake, Garys' Spanish wristwatch was a sure fire ice-breaker

by christian the newt April 14, 2003

Crisco wristwatch

Stick your hand in a can of Crisco until it's lubed all around. Then insert your hand/fist in a woman's rectum until your watch tickles her stink star.

by Roostafy April 21, 2003

Crisco wristwatch

Referenced in the Frank Zappa song "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes" from the album Sheik Yerbouti.

The context is as follows: Ram it, Ram it, Ram it, Ram it up yer poop chute *Wrist-watch; Crisco* (crisco wristwatch for the purposes of this example)

by arguman December 1, 2006

Kentucky Wristwatch

Another position for the game from a certain movie. Performed by wrapping your penis around your wrist like a watchband.

I turned to find him doing the Kentucky Wristwatch, which got me kicked in the ass and called a meatgazer.

by the Tap December 10, 2008

Chocolate Wristwatch

A ring of crap that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone's butthole.

I forgot to wash my whole arm after last night so now I'm sporting a chocolate wristwatch

by jfsnowman115 November 21, 2010