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Wang Wiggler 

A unique way of creating a spinning helicopter motion with a flacid penis.
That mat guy sure knows how to wiggle his wang! i wish i was such a good wang wiggler.
Wang Wiggler by Jaina Proudmore April 12, 2015

red wiggler 

An insect that wiggles into your skin that is red and also creates a red barrow type bump on the arm. Not to be confused with the red wagller. It’s third specious cousin.

The Higgler Wiggler 

Wiggling a homeless man's dick while he's pissing.
David is a real goober, as he was walking by he saw a homeless man peeing, so of course, he gave him the old Higgler Wiggler.

The Higgler Wiggler is wiggling a homeless man's dick while he pees.

Wiggler 3000 

a magical dildo with the ability to make those over the age of 50 trying to cram junk up in it feel young again. it also makes anything it touches have that "new car smell"
-mrs. chown is rompin off on that wiggler 3000.
-man your minge is gettin a little fishey, stuff a wiggler up in it
Wiggler 3000 by the mur as himself January 13, 2009
A gentleman who has unfortunately found himself in the grasp of a bull queer. Unknown to the wiggler his frantic wiggling is merely increasing the bull queers excitement, this in turn causes him to pound his engorged manhood into the wiggler with an ever increasing frequency.

Wigglers are usually small and pasty individuals who omit a high pitched squeal when penetrated.
Barry: Hey Larry, fancy coming down to cell block C? I heard they got a new wiggler in yesterday.
Larry: Yeah, why not.
Wiggler by Clarkey July 5, 2004

Wriggle the rock 

A rock that also has a talent in wriggling around a lot. This rock also has an unusual addiction to canteen cheese toasties, and has a very strong open relationship with the rock.
Wriggle the rock has fallen over again.