S-WNeD

Short for self-ownage, meaning self-insulting or self-defeating situation

"You shot yourself in the foot? LOL @ S-WNeD"

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by DarkDuskX December 27, 2005

p'wned

p'wned, also see owned.

To p'wn is to own someone although it has a more elevated level making the statement more harsh. This word came around after an accidental typo of the word 'owned' and has since embedded itself into our online language.

Hah, I totally p'wned that guy!
That was the best game ever, total p'wnage

by TheBaron October 3, 2005

Wined, Dined and 69ed

This is a turn of phrase, if you will, for a way to get a prospective partner into a mutually agreeable sexual position. By feeding the partner wine/booze and food, they will become content and hopefully aroused enough to allow the other person’s mouth to become engaged on their genitals. And said alcohol will also allow for one’s own mouth to become engaged in the other person’s genital at the same time, creating a position resembling the number “69”.

The first time i met this hoe, we wined, dined and 69ed, then i left the bitch that same night. Good times.

by melou2 December 15, 2011

p'wned

Past tense of P'wn or pwn

pwn: to defeat your opponent the the degree of making them appear as an amateur or noob.

originated from the mistyping of "owned"

It is no longer enough for gamers to win against their opponents. It is now the goal of all to completely P'WN them!

::sneaks behind crate::
::pokes up head from behind crate::
::...gets stabbed from behind::
killer: "P'WNED!!"

by Lord_Spater April 30, 2006

p'wned

Intentional or unintentional misspelling of the word "owned". It is used primarily as an exclaimation by those that bear witness to someone getting put down or abused to a degree that the victim is humiliated.

After being pushed in the pool fully clothed, Micktard began to pull herself up over the side as Rev yelled "P'WNED"!

by RhettX3 October 4, 2005

Woned

When somebody is under the influence of Cocaine or Ecstasy/MDMA (Wired) and under the influence of Cannabis (Stoned). Therefore making the person Woned.

Sam: "Hey did you go to that party on Saturday"

Riley: "Yeah dude, I was so fucking woned"

by 420blazeman August 12, 2018

p'wned

This word originated from when players beat the oozing puss out of other players so badly and tried to type "owned" too fast because their opponent's defeat was so effortless and crushing that their pinky's would hit the "p" key instead of the "o" key. The further instantiation of this gamer term may have to do with the nature of a gamer's attitude saying "my misspelling of this word befits your nooby loss."

"p'wned!"
"I p'wned your @ss!"
"I p'wned your nooby @ss!"

by sirtoad January 16, 2008