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Stale Wonderbread 

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.
"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

WonderBra 

Man's greatest invention; it's a breast-enhancing bra that lets small-breasted women look as though they've got an impressive rack.
All my friends think my girl's got big cans, but she doesn't...she's just wearing a WonderBra to make her chest look bigger!
WonderBra by 'Drew August 16, 2003

wonderbread land 

Where the white people blossom.
that school i used to go to is wonderbread land
Usually means awesome, fabulous, wonderful...stuff to that effect. It has a German origin. Can be used sarcastically.
Example #1
Dude 1- "Wonderbar. I just finished my term-paper!"

Example #2
Dude 1- "I broke your table last night after we got drunk."
(Akward pause)
Dude1- "Well...I'll see ya." (runs off)
Dude 2- "Wonderbar"
Wonderbar by Lolli9192 October 13, 2009

Wonderbread Smile 

A person with bread/food in there smile/teeth.
Yo, Alex hasn't brushed his teeth in a week, he a got mad "Wonderbread Smile"!

wonderbread 

a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)
Hey wonderbread get the fuck off my 68 impala, shit's got hydro's mother fucker.
wonderbread by Matt February 24, 2004