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Wetherspoons 

A local pub, previous unique buildings e.g. bank that sells cheap alcohol, cheap food & full of underage chavs. You have to walk a marathon just to find the stairs for the toilet. You will make friends with the alcoholics that sits in there all day every day.
Bill: Wanna go out tonight?
Me: Yeah m8 pre drink at Wetherspoons?
Bill: Obviously!!!! 2 for £10 jugs
Wetherspoons by Inky96 June 1, 2018
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reese witherspoon

A famous actress that is apparently stalked by some and vigorously hated by others.
Wow, urbandictionary.com contributers sure are opinionated, aren't they? Some of these definitions creep me out, no one should know THAT much about a celebrity (reese witherspoon).
reese witherspoon by JPJiggly January 3, 2008

Witherspoon 

White bitch with a ghetto booty
Hey check out the junk in Witherspoon's trunk!
Witherspoon by LKJL June 11, 2006

weatherspoon 

A man with curly hair and long socks. typically black and white. Has lots of friends and fits into most groups
Man I feel like a real Weatherspoon today
weatherspoon by dogefamoge June 23, 2016

reese witherspoon

she's classy, kind, stylish, intelligent (she attended stanford university), pretty, a good mother, down-to-earth, and most of all, an amazing actress. some of her excellent movies include legally blonde, sweet home alabama, just like heaven, and walk the line (which she won best actress for). she is my favorite actress.
Reese Witherspoon is a wonderful role model for women.
reese witherspoon by ~*~*~ September 1, 2008

the Reese Witherspoon effect 

when a famous person possesses so much pure, wholesome, almost maternal/paternal energy that it becomes impossible to sexualize them or truly find them hot no matter how good-looking they are
"i wish i could think this person is hot, but they've got the reese witherspoon effect"

Queef Witherspoon 

when a girl's friend places her legs behind her head and plungers her vagina until it makes the ultimate queef.
Hey i heard Megan just got a Queef Witherspoon in the other room. *Glurp

yea i just heard it too *Blurrrrb