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Starmer Word Salad

The speaking art of talking without actually saying anything at all, to contradict yourself by saying one thing today, then flipping your position tomorrow and the day after, then again the day after that.

The ability to use words like "Laser focused", "Mission driven", "net Zero" or wishy washy non specific rubbery phrases like "We would negotiate" without actually saying what his limits are.

Or the endless flip-flop slogans

Another Future Is Possible
Under New Management
Secure, Protect, Rebuild,
A New Chapter for Britain
Stronger Together
Work, Care, Equality, Security
Security, Prosperity, Respect

On Your Side
Fairer, greener future
Build a better Britain

The art of creating a speech which is essentially word fog, that evaporates on the ether before it hits the ears, the ability to take an enthusiastic audience and have them phoning the Samaritans within 5 minutes of opening you mouth.
Sir Kid Starver was cheered onto the stage, a veritable plethora of meaningless verbiage ensued as the crowd first looked perplexed, started consulting a political thesaurus, moved to checking their fingernails, then looked nervously round the room to equally perplexed faces.

A hubub ran round the room, as correspondent after correspondent as phone came out, phoning the Samaritans for help as they gradually became ever more depressed, disillusioned, and desperate for help.

Back to the political news studio, a long broom hoves into view to poke a sleeping presenter who suddenly wakes up with a shock, "Err Peter, what's your take on Sir Kid Starver's speech?"

"Well Julia it was a classic Starmer word salad of non specific rubbery phrases from the Cuprinol man, a study in Mahogany by the country's greatest dullard"
by The Xmas Grinch August 6, 2023
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Tossing the word salad

Speaking nonsensically out of your ass as part of an official role, position, or duty in the course of defending Joey B’s policies on mandatory vaccines, open borders, and big tech censorship, as well the unequivocal assignment of all non-vaxxed humans as plague rats.

When beta cucks or CNN defend Joey B, they sound like they are tossing the word salad.
Jonny: If you would just get the jab and continue to mask up, we could get back some of the freedoms as part of the necessary compliance to defeat Covid-19.

Jerm: sounds like you’re tossing the word salad!
by Master troll 007 October 1, 2021
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hashtag word salad

When someone on social media wants to say something, especially in politics on Facebook and Twitter, but doesn't know enough to make a reasonable argument, s/he will often string a few words together followed by five or six hashtags, believing that they've won the argument.
"Hillary is the most corrupt politician everrrrr. #feelthebern #bernieorbust #birdiesanders #hillno"

If that hashtag word salad is the best you can do, you've lost the argument.
by jdubhub68 June 27, 2016
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Word Salad Man

Used to describe the former leader of group of friends, family and casual group of Gamers (not all hard core).

Not meant as an insult, just a inquiry by a "Concerned Citizen", Word Salad Man embraced the love he had for the Game, the Community, and it's developers.

Word Salad Man's "Flight of Thought" and Inability to speak out, or up, can be disconcerting to some. Like all humans, Word Salad Man has faults, foibles, and is prone to making mistakes.

If you or someone you love is experiencing Trauma, Pain, or Undue suffering, please seek professional help. Word Salad Man is, and the future is getting better, all the time. It's not "Fake it til U make it", it's "Believe it, and we can achieve it".

To thine own self, be True. Avoid the Cringy, if possible.

Forgive, remember the history if U must, but please also remember to Forgive. Not a command, just a friendly request. Word Salad Man often has a problem forgiving himself most of all. Believe it. Cheers.
1. Alcoholic, Addict, Long-Time sufferer of Depression: Word Salad Man was not qualified to help me, but his unfailing voice helped me seek the professional help I need.

2. Former Guild Mate: Word Salad Man took the time to help the Gaming Forums, considered too toxic to some, and inspire change. At times cringe, at times difficult to understand, Word Salad Man was loved by all...too strong. Maybe some day.

3. Testimonial #3: I told Word Salad Man to "Relax, have some coffee". it made him smile (there's always Decaf, Big Smile, big smile)

4. Testimonial #4: I cannot speak to all facets of WSM's life choices, but when I asked him to take a walk and clear his head, he had an interesting tale to tell. Not as good as Bilbo from LotR, but, at least it made him smile.

5. Testimonial #5. I saw a strange individual approach me wearing a paper Waffle Hut hat. He was rambling on about a lost dog. He wanted to stop being a shut in, and become a finder of lost dogs. I wished him well on his journey. He didn't say if he was Word Salad Man. I thought he might have been Waffle House Man. We live in such confusing times.
by Mr. Bob A. Feet May 25, 2021
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dm me the word salad

A game going on in the game everskies.
If you dm someone the word salad, they'll tell you to put it in your forum signature or status.
Person A: Salad
Person B:you have been infected. You must now change your status (or about me) to "Dm me the word salad". The infection shall spread silently. The only rules are : It last for 1 week, And do not spoil the game for others by telling them what the word “Salad” does /srs It ruins the fun for EVERYONE.
by minoharu canon October 14, 2022
mugGet the dm me the word saladmug.

Tossing the word salad

Speaking nonsensically out of your ass as part of an official role, position or duty in the course of defending Trump.
When GOP politicians or Fox News defend Trump they sound like they are tossing the word salad.
by Laughs Along With Humans February 12, 2021
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Word Salad Tosser

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.
Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!
by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024
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