Wook

A wook is a person who is very good at meeting their needs through other people. Some wooks do this through good relationships with many people and often have something to bring to the table by way of those relationships. Working class wooks often have a little more to contribute in wookdom. At the other end of the spectrum are bad wooks who steal shit. Thankfully most wooks are good wooks. One enters wook life by spending down their own resources, often on festival tickets, fuel and party favors all the while developing connections that will help them thrive in wookdom. In social science terms, wooks know how to maximize social capital better than many others. Good wooks create an alternative economy to what we experience mainstream. Finally, wooks are not to be confused with spunions, though there could be overlap. Disregard all definitions that begin "dirty hippie."

I met this wook who knows where to get the best partyfavors.

by Glitter Mamma October 24, 2019

WOOK

A woke individual with spiritual knowledge due to all the drugs. Hippie. Nice. Loving. Caring. Will share the shirt off their back and drugs. Loves to dance with shoes off. Will dance all night and day long.

Look at that wook walking around at 4am with sunglasses on

by Laobservadora369 September 18, 2023

Wook

A dirty hippie that will bum of you for money, drugs, or anything in general. They exclusively listen to bassnectar and crawl out of K holes. They are known to boof ketamine.

Oh hey there goes Alec I heard he’s the ultimate wook...he started a gofundme asking for money to buy drugs and travel

by Baymax1991 August 30, 2019

Wook

Derogatory term for a female Marine. Short for "wookie," it refers to the apparent trend that attractive women tend to shy away from joining the corps, and we get what's left.

Great, just what this unit needs - more wooks.

by '27Yankees May 16, 2018

Wook

Slur for females in the military, namely Marines. Used to describe the often manly nature of their being, while expressing disdain for their existence.

“Turns out SSgt is into Wooks, he has 3 or 4 over a week.”

by Rinzler_Jardinero117 September 23, 2020

Wook

A dirty hippie; one who wears recycled clothes, probably has done a lot of drugs, and might smell like your dirty underpants after a hot and sweaty afternoon.

"Look at all those fuckin wooks"- he says looking out at the crowd at Electric Forest

by SquanchDizzle March 22, 2018

WOOKED

EXTREMELY DRUNK, INEBRIATED/BOMBED.

I WAS SO WOOKED LAST NIGHT I FELL DOWN MY STAIRS.

by PAINTER PAINTS January 10, 2012