(n), one who has Swiss block cheese titties. May be transparent in nature, showing many veins. Particularly nasty to look at or be flashed. CAUTION - nauseating nipples.
by Andrew Bresnock January 14, 2008
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Someone that gets obnoxiously drunk and then proceeds to do all kinds of stupid shit. Including but not limited to pretending to throw up on people. Using whiskey as hair gel. Falling into pregnant women. Trying to suck on your girlfriend's toes.
Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.
Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.
Did you see Woodard? He is acting like a tard tonight.
If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a woodard.
That guy has only had like two drinks and he is already acting like woodard.
Woodard likes to make girls squirt... well fat ones at least.
If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a woodard.
That guy has only had like two drinks and he is already acting like woodard.
Woodard likes to make girls squirt... well fat ones at least.
by doctordray January 13, 2010
Get the Woodard mug.Summer camp in central Pennsylvania for skateboards, in-line skaters, BMX riders, and gymnasts. Considered to be one of the greatest camps in the world for skateboarding. There is also Woodward West, located in California, and Lake Owen, located in Wisconsin (both run by the same company).
by WHskate July 14, 2006
Get the woodward mug.A word used to describe any extremely badass teenager, especially one who is well-known and is a total pimp, always hooking up with the hottest girls. To carry this name, as your first, middle, or last name is an extreme honor. To have all three names be Woodward would ensure that the person would live a life of prosperity and BAMFness.
Person A: Man did you see that Woodward kid?
Person B: Fuck Yeah, he gets it on with all the hotties.
Person A: He's so fucking lucky...
Person B: Fuck Yeah, he gets it on with all the hotties.
Person A: He's so fucking lucky...
by onlytellingithowitis March 8, 2010
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Lacking any basic skill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.
You know Joseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.
by I Am The Ferrett February 16, 2022
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