Weasel Riding a Woodpecker

When you go to take your lady friend from behind and you instead jump on her back and put your finger in her ass, causing her to flap her arms furiously and give you a brief ride around the room.

I twisted my ankle last night when I surprised my lady friend by giving her a Weasel Riding a Woodpecker.

by gueeessssswhoooooo March 3, 2015

The Woody Woodpecker

Sexual technique:
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.

"Dude, I gave my girl the old Woody WoodPecker last night! It was great, but I don't think she digs the bruise on her grill!"

by The Hunter June 11, 2006

Woodpecker

An Arborphile; one who is sexually aroused by trees.

Many Hippie activists in the era of Eco-Terrorism, all of them woodpeckers, would carve holes into trees and engage in sexual intercourse with their leafy lovers, often this was the reason that they would chain themselves to trees.

by autofelashio March 18, 2016

Woodpecker-job

A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job with no clear purpose whose main task is to press continuously a single button and that forces you to desire to be replaced by a woodpecker.

I hate all types of woodpecker-jobs I took in the first years of my professional career

by MdB29071988 November 12, 2014

woody woodpecker

While you are getting your balls sucked, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.

Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.

by Timfy Toes October 29, 2007

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

America's largest woodpecker. Presumed extinct for decades (the last confirmed sighting came before WWII), it has been spotted and videotaped deep in an Arkansas forest.

The only bird even slightly similar to the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker is the Pileated Woodpecker.

by Diggity Monkeez April 29, 2005

Woodpecking

The act of kissing your partner multiple times on the cheek repeatedly

John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!

by Syrupkid April 24, 2017