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woodchippers

To scathingly call out a public official, esp a Judge for asshattery.
Popehat woodchippers Judge Mark Mahon, Chief Judge of Florida's Fourth Circuit Court in Jacksonville for his arrogance and censorship
by tmmitsss July 23, 2015
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Icelandic Woodchipper

Shitting in a guys mouth and proceeding to punch him in the stomach so he spits it out like a woodchipper
Alice shit in John’s mouth and punched him in the gut for an Icelandic Woodchipper.
by SadPuppy7 September 18, 2019
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australian aboriginal pancake helicopter woodchipper

The Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper is when you lie in the middle of the Australian desert with a naked Aboriginal man with a meth addiction on top of you and have him spin his dick around inside your anus like a helicopter as he chants and plays the didgeridoo. Then you are to squat in a sumo stance and scream out "TIMBERRR!" as you fart out all the contents from your shart drain. This is best done at 8am as it minimises dehydration for the woodchipping process.
Oi Dylan mate, just got me some sheila and did a fat pancake on her. She blasted so much at my face I look like Andrew with how many freckles I got!

Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!
by trickysamurai March 15, 2019
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Woodchipper of Cock Forest

a slut that sucks lots of dick. and cock sucker. ghetto gagger. women who eat of swallow the shaft as a result of oral sex.
That bitch blew me so hard; she is the true Woodchipper of Cock Forest.
by Dr. Pat McRotch August 26, 2012
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woodchippered

This occurs at high speed on a full-suspension a mountain bike, when the rider's buttocks contacts the rear tire with enough force as to allow the tire's rotation to pull the rider's pelvis (and accompanying anatomy) into the space between the rear tire and the back of the seat tube.
My undercarriage is wrecked from when I got woodchippered.
by MTB ALAN August 31, 2021
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Jewish Woodchipper

When she is giving you head and she starts to nibble on your foreskin.
Man 1: woah bro what happen to ya cock?
Man 2: she gave me that nice Jewish Woodchipper bro
by thefortniteburgerguy October 4, 2020
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russian woodchipper

When a guy gives a chick vodka until she starts to puke. As the puke flies (the chipped up wood) he then puts his penis (the wood) in her anus (the wood-chipper) while making a loud chainsaw noise
Paul's wood was totally too big, so he invited Becky over for some white russians. The neighbors deck smelt gross after Paul gave Becky a russian woodchipper out the back door.
by PMDelicious July 23, 2009
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