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Woodbury Commons is an overpriced piece of shit place to shop, so you can imagine how it is to have to work there.
by Disgruntled Commons Worker April 29, 2007
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jazz woodbine

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A small marijuana cigarette, generally smoked in a dingy little bar in New Orleans by jazz guitar and piano maestros.
Tommy was smoking a Jazz woodbine and his picking was fucking on fire dude...you should have been there...it was like, Whoh there...outta sight...
by merryment May 8, 2005
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Woodbury Theorem

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A theorem stating that any sentence can be altered to end in the word bitch and it will still make sense and be appropriate.

Also known as The Woodbury Theory of Bitchitude.
Would you pass the salt?

-After Woodbury Theorem-

Would you pass the salt, Bitch?
by Mindbleed May 7, 2008
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The absolute worst school to ever exist the face of this earth
Yeah I live in Salem, and unfortunately I go to WMS.

Do you know _____ ? She goes to that trash middle school in salem.

My son's an 8th grader at Woodbury Middle School. He says he's been wanting to graduate since he got there, which I don't blame him for seeing the school, from the outside, looks like a prison.
by MasterOfLife101 September 28, 2019
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jamaican woodbine

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A Jamaican woodbine in the car park beforehand gets me through!
by Brittastic! March 7, 2016
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woodbury

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Woodbury is located south of the twin citys in Minnesota. Woodbury is home to preps, hot chicks, jocks, and cake-eaters alike. They are very rich and snotty according to there neighboring rivals of cottage grove. Woodbury has good sports that are always better then cottage grove. White boys wear there hats to the side along with preppy holister shirts and ripped jeans. To some retards this city is known as hood-bury even though woodbury is not at all hood and contains very little minoritys.
Ex.1
Jack: "We are so much better than everyone cuz we can woop them at soccer and hockey!"

Brandon: "Yea man we rock, lets go shop in Abercrombie in woodbury lakes."

Jack: "Hellz ya!"

Ex.2
Cottage Grove Kid: "dude your playing woodbury tonight?!?!"

Other CG kid: "yea man"

CG kid: "yo gonna get beat"

Other CG kid: "dude I know, I sure hate those preppy holister wearing faggots."
by CA orie June 8, 2009
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