Woodpussy 

Skunklike smell in them thar woods.

Smells like WOODPUSSY to me!

Woodpussy by wonderwarthog August 13, 2010

woodpussy 

A canoing enthusiast.

That guy is a serious woodpussy.

woodpussy by benny October 2, 2003

woodussy 

when da woody from toy story be havin that bomb woodussy1111

woody: buzz i need my woodussy eaten
buzz:??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

woodussy by bussylover321 March 25, 2022

woodpussy 

You'r in the woods. It stinks. You smell Wood. You smell Pussy. It must be "woodpussy"

"dude, what's that stink?"
"Smells like WOODPUSSY to me!"

woodpussy by Big Daddy July 6, 2003

woodpussy 

A vagina carved from hardwood such as oak or cherry. Use of this object for sexual pleasure can cause serious pain from splinters and lack of yield of the object.

He had is wang clawed off by a woodpussy.

woodpussy by Big John & Friends July 6, 2003

woodpussy 

A device useful for getting rid of door-to-door salesmen and religious advertisers.

Door rings. It's a JW.
"Let the woodpussy answer the door"

woodpussy by Azzacanth October 2, 2003

Wordpussy 

When you’re texting someone you like and you get real deep in it like a pussy

“Naomi is real deep in that Wordpussy”

Wordpussy by Catsssoneverything June 11, 2018