Wonkie:
Something that is in less than perfect working condition but still somehow functions fairly well.
Something that is in less than perfect working condition but still somehow functions fairly well.
" We had a kitten wander up with a cast on a broken leg, it ended up giving him a wonkie leg the rest of his life....
The cat that wondered up had a wonkie leg, we kept him and called him "Wonkie".
The cat that wondered up had a wonkie leg, we kept him and called him "Wonkie".
by Wimberley Woodsman December 26, 2016

1. <adjective> Under the influence of ketamine.
2. <noun> A slang name for ketamine.
3. <noun and adjective> A term used to refer to electronic music with a distinctively off-kilter and unstable sound. The term is particularly associated with producers such as Flying Lotus, Hudson Mohawke and Dabrye; as well as with the dubstep genre.
2. <noun> A slang name for ketamine.
3. <noun and adjective> A term used to refer to electronic music with a distinctively off-kilter and unstable sound. The term is particularly associated with producers such as Flying Lotus, Hudson Mohawke and Dabrye; as well as with the dubstep genre.
1. "Oh man I am wonky as fuck, I can barely stand up!"
2. "Want any wonky?"
3. "The new Flying Lotus album's really got a wonky vibe going on."
2. "Want any wonky?"
3. "The new Flying Lotus album's really got a wonky vibe going on."
by chemist_herbalist March 22, 2011

by daniel meltzer September 25, 2006

by Loony Lovegood May 29, 2004

by Michael McGinty March 6, 2003

i should have done that bump before we even got in the club i am now wonky as fuck *proceeds to fall over*
by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

by ParanoidT May 14, 2005
