Wonkered

The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.

I'm feeling wonkered due to pain killers from my surgery and cramming for my math final.

by phoreversurf July 29, 2010

Wonker

A wog wanker.

Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.

by hodolee January 31, 2009

wonker

plonker and wollie mixed together (for all the 40 yro mums out there 🤪🤪🥂🥂🥂🍷🍷)

also the pg version of wanker

you silly billy wet wipe, you’re such a wonker

by barkingbark May 26, 2022

Wonkers

a very good word (wonkers)

Friend: Hey I got a new phone
You: Wonkers

by Botane August 1, 2021

Wonker

A wonker is a man (more specifically a red head manly man with a viscious attitude) who considers the presence of nobody but himself and his wonkerness.

“Look at at wonker!”
“His red hair is so divinely wonky!”

by Bohuslava April 3, 2021

wonker

A particular type of male exterior genitalia, which has a circumference much larger in proportion than it is in length.

I saw a porn, and this dude's wonker looked like a 2-inch tall mason jar!

by jme May 24, 2003

Wonker

A person who is outgoing,likes to have fun,likes chilling with fun people,does lots of stupid stuff for fun type of person.Often embarrases themself for fun.The type of person that people rememember(sticks out in the crowd).Aka the Crowd Pleaser!!

Jedd will do anything to make something fun.What a wonker!!

by *.*.* April 20, 2004