The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.
by phoreversurf July 29, 2010
Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.
by hodolee January 31, 2009
plonker and wollie mixed together (for all the 40 yro mums out there 🤪🤪🥂🥂🥂🍷🍷)
also the pg version of wanker
also the pg version of wanker
by barkingbark May 26, 2022
by Botane August 02, 2021
A wonker is a man (more specifically a red head manly man with a viscious attitude) who considers the presence of nobody but himself and his wonkerness.
by Bohuslava April 03, 2021
A particular type of male exterior genitalia, which has a circumference much larger in proportion than it is in length.
by jme May 25, 2003
A person who is outgoing,likes to have fun,likes chilling with fun people,does lots of stupid stuff for fun type of person.Often embarrases themself for fun.The type of person that people rememember(sticks out in the crowd).Aka the Crowd Pleaser!!
by *.*.* April 20, 2004