1. Nickname for a tall, lanky pale white kid.

2. Can be used as a substitue for boner.
Bill: Did you see that tall white kid?
Jim: Oh you mean that woner.
by gunitcoach May 4, 2005
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A boner you get at work. Not always a desirable thing. Often arises from a work-based achievement.
"Sick post effects, bro! They're giving me a woner!"
by GreenLion April 29, 2010
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A weak boner. That semi-limp erection that often precedes or follows sexual arousal/activity. Sometimes it's just kinda there.
I jacked off three hours ago, but his fuckin' woner won't go away!
by sweatypillows December 10, 2009
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this is a word i just made up and i think it will be catchy

it is when your wondering about something but are too lazy to put the D in so you just woner them
me: im gonna woner you
neko: dont you dare woner me
weenee: give us some woner
sam: i want some woner
thanos chicken: il woner you first
AK: woner me
allknight: ill woner you all
by notsouratall June 3, 2020
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