duck wearing a wonderbra 

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.

My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

duck wearing a wonderbra by Cranberry Bob November 26, 2019

One Wipe Wonder 

A crap where you only have to wipe your ass once

Person 1: Dude i love the kind of dumps where you only have to wipe once

Person 2: Me too!! I think they call that a one wipe wonder

One Wipe Wonder by MER8490 August 11, 2008

wonderhoy 

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wonderhoy by Wonderhoy November 13, 2022

gutless wonder 

A person who is so without courage that it’s surprising they are even alive.

He is a gutless wonder and that is exactly why he has risen to the top in this reversed world of avoidant underachievers working for the state.

gutless wonder by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Stevie Wonder bidding

a term referred to in the game of Spades, when a player or team either overbids or underbids by at least 3 hands.

You guys got 4 bags? That's some serious Stevie Wonder bidding!

Stevie Wonder bidding by okcoolwatwat August 4, 2009

Wonder Blunder 

Noun:
a feeling of surprise mingled with admiration, caused by something beautiful, unexpected, unfamiliar, or inexplicable by way of a stupid or careless mistake.

I was amazed at how it worked out to his advantage even though he screwed up big time. It was a real wonder blunder

Wonder Blunder by Ban Dearg October 7, 2016

One Sip Wonder 

A person who can't hold their liquor; someone who's drunk after one sip of beer.

Brady: I feel like laughing right now, I'm so hammered.
Quincy: You're a one sip wonder.

One Sip Wonder by Australopithecus Garhii October 14, 2009