Coined by Scott Thorough on the Zebras in America Podcast, episode 55: "It's a dance...it's performative wokeness, or pandering, or virtue signalling about a cause or issue, while not necessarily caring about the issue or perhaps benefitting or perpetuating the issue. Not dissimilar to pinkwashing."
"Woke-bae": As a Male Feminist, this offends me.
Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.
Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.
by astrofisch June 17, 2018
Get the Wokey Pokey mug.(noun) eponymous reference to Albert Wolk based on the similiarities to the T-800 HK (Hunter-Killer) cyborg featured in the 1997 motion picture TERMINATOR staring Arnold Swartzenager.
Similiarities include the efficient manner in which subject does not waste time with meaningless words and has an automatic response for certain situations. Mannerisms also include the speed and efficiency in which both the cyborg and/or Wolk can register a "kill" and completly focus on the mission at hand undaunted by any obstacle that lay in it's path, be it the bar room, bedroom or boardroom.
Programmed expressions include:
Nice night for a walk
Yeah baby!
come with me if you want to live
I'll be Back
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhtttt.
Fuwk you Ausshole
Get out
Hastalavista Baby
Tremendous!
chill out Dickwaud
I have detailed files
You're such a hoosier
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
He'll live
Ya shure.
I need a vacation
Hey Now!
Similiarities include the efficient manner in which subject does not waste time with meaningless words and has an automatic response for certain situations. Mannerisms also include the speed and efficiency in which both the cyborg and/or Wolk can register a "kill" and completly focus on the mission at hand undaunted by any obstacle that lay in it's path, be it the bar room, bedroom or boardroom.
Programmed expressions include:
Nice night for a walk
Yeah baby!
come with me if you want to live
I'll be Back
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhtttt.
Fuwk you Ausshole
Get out
Hastalavista Baby
Tremendous!
chill out Dickwaud
I have detailed files
You're such a hoosier
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
He'll live
Ya shure.
I need a vacation
Hey Now!
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The Board of Directors has complete confidence that we will meet our objectives this year with the Wolkenator in charge of sales.
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