woftback

The rare offensive odor of a womans vagina than can often be smelt when you're nowhere near it.

Man, I pyownded this girl the other night and copped some offensive woftback from her stinky britches. It was like being slapped in the face

by Seros August 4, 2007

Wefty Lestern

A style of male masturbation in which the masturbator reaches his non-dominant hand under his thigh, between his legs, and with his thumb pointed towards his crotch, masturbates. Usually requires some form of squatting to accomplish.

Son: Daddy, the kids at school were talking about a wefty lestern. What's that?

Daddy: Here son, it'll be easier if I show you.

by kleptolagnia December 2, 2011

woft

Acronym for "Waste Of Fucking Time". Very useful in the modern corporate environment.

That last meeting was a total woft.

by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004

Wafty Growler

A vagina with a very unusual odor; usually unpleasant

Sammy: Did you talk to Debra earlier?

Gerald: Yeah, I could smell her wafty growler from 50ft away

by Wafty growler July 9, 2014

Karol Wojtyla

Karol Wojtyla (1920-2005) is the actual name of Pope John Paul II. He was the greatest Pope ever!

Karol Wojtyla was the greatest Pope ever!

by Verbal Gerbil April 8, 2005

WOFTAM

Waste Of Fucking Time And Money

by Karsoe March 1, 2003

ol' wopty

A tall tale/alibi for infidelity. Used by Kanye West in the song "Flashing Lights."

She in the mirror dancing so sleazy
I get a call like, “Where are you Yeezy?”
And try to hit you with the ol' wopty
Until I got flashed by the paparazzi

by tojojo May 29, 2008