Wobbleton

A Wobbleton is a word used to describe an individual that has characteristics consistent with being a Wobbleton, that being wobbly behaviour.

This can be a result of substance abuse but in most cases this is a reflection of who the individual is as a person and they never change.

Some wobbly symptoms can be: Lying, being tight with money, being lazy, ruining atmosphere or only thinking about ones self.
This term originated in the English county of "Essex", but can be applied to people worldwide, and if you or someone you know has some of these symptoms, you may just be wobblier than a Jelly!

That Nico is a right Wobbleton

"Wobbly" verb used for describing a Wobbleton:
Michael seems rather Wobbly this evening

"Wobble" shorter abbreviation of Wobbleton:
Egh, that Jason was a right Wobble last night.

by KanveyNipper August 24, 2021

wobbleyou

another way to say "Double u" but when a northern war veteran with a big bushy moustache that ended up teaching maths attempts to say it.

person1: how do you spell wall
northerner: wobbleyou, a, l, l

by gingerbaz November 9, 2006

wobblegobble

noun: A mess that was designed to distract from an existing problem; chaos.
verb: To mix up and confuse; to intentionally create a mess so as to distract from a problem.

past tense: mixed up, confused; not conforming or reconcilable to surrounding norms; jumbled.

The children had wobblegobbled the situation from the start.

by Yrael November 10, 2017

wobblebottom

wobblebottom best descibes a person who has mysterious rear end movement as they walk, and is often confused with someone who has severely shat themselves. also know as nobby.

Oh look that fat granny has a wobblebottom

by Danyulson November 15, 2005

wobbledobbing

The act of wasting time.

Stop wobbledobbing or you will get a time out.

by Elizabeth Blackwell September 1, 2010

the wobbley H

It’s like the Eiffel Tower, but you are to drunk to high five, and to keep your balance!

My buddy and I got shit faced at the bar last night and and took this chick back to my place! She wanted both of us, we were so drunk we gave her the wobbley H!

by Thatguymike May 7, 2018

Wobblecock

Somebody that can't get an erection...

I wanted sex last nyt but he had a wobblecock!!!

by Belladonna Blue March 12, 2010