wizzaculate 

The act of attempting to wizz when you have a full tank of semen and instead of urine coming out of your penis the flow is interrupted by ejaculate.

After not getting any for a month, Tim went to urinate and was surprised to wizzaculate all over the ivory throne.

wizzaculate by FrancisFerdinand September 29, 2009

wizz out 

to relive ones self
to use the toilet

pull over i gotta take a wizz out
tell me when you next see a toilet i need a wizz out

wizz out by Elliot Tur October 18, 2008

your a wizzard hary 

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry.

Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry!

No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.

your a wizzard hary, im a what

your a wizzard hary by notsouratall June 2, 2020

Take a jizz for my wizz 

Another way of saying"i need to pee"

Yo man i really gots to take a jizz for my wizz

Take a jizz for my wizz by MarvelosityReigns November 7, 2009

WIZER or WIZZER 

WIZER or WIZZER:

Anything that spins rapidly around a central axis

Free standing "Spinning Eggs" often found in childrens playgrounds are also known as "Wizer or Wizzer"

WIZER or WIZZER by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

precautionary wizz 

the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity

Before heading out to golf, Paul took a precautionary wizz .

precautionary wizz by sheila in the car May 23, 2009

wizzgiggle 

1. When someone urinates on you with a smile!
2. Variation of Golden shower.
3. To spring a leak while laughing

oh my gosh, she is going to wizzgiggle him..
Girl, he wizzgiggled me last night!!!
Don't try to wizzgiggle your way outta this.
Babies will wizzgiggle in yo face
when I saw friday after next, I might have wizzgiggle a lil bit.

wizzgiggle by Greeneyez August 26, 2007